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Category: Humor

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Never Break Kitty Cuddles
Humor

Never Break Kitty Cuddles

For the first time since I brought her home, Cleo fell asleep on my chest (like she was hugging me) … Continue reading Never Break Kitty Cuddles

America’s Team
Daily Prompt, Humor

America’s Team

We’d go by “The Washington Politicians” Colors would be red, white, and blue. Mascot would be a Bald Eagle with … Continue reading America’s Team

Feedback Fun
Humor

Feedback Fun

This past week I unexpectedly purchased a new-to-me vehicle. The salesperson and overall experience inspired me to write a creative … Continue reading Feedback Fun

The Clap
Humor, Personal

The Clap

From time to time I’ll have random topics peak my interest. Due to my how fast I can be distracted, … Continue reading The Clap

WP Chain Game
Humor, Personal

WP Chain Game

Thanks to Iba for wrangling me into this. (/sarcasm) How Did You Come Up With Your Blog Name?The inspiration was … Continue reading WP Chain Game

Chocolate Nuts
Adult, Humor

Chocolate Nuts

By my mid-twenties, I had been in a relationship for six years and was six months into a new marriage … Continue reading Chocolate Nuts

TBI or ADHD?
Humor, Personal

TBI or ADHD?

(Written months ago) Mondays rarely disappoint. How’s your day going? I woke up lethargic and disoriented. Kind of like a … Continue reading TBI or ADHD?

Yeast Baby
Humor

Yeast Baby

(Written previously) Let me start your day with how mine already needs to be over… all before sunrise. I have … Continue reading Yeast Baby

Cake or Death
Humor

Cake or Death

Like normal, I woke up around 3-4am. As soon as Chakra heard my commotion, she sauntered into the room and … Continue reading Cake or Death

Inconvenience Store
Humor

Inconvenience Store

I randomly met a young blonde named Tabitha at the mall. She was around 5’5” with green eyes and dirty … Continue reading Inconvenience Store

It’s Not a Party Till I Bleed
Adult, Humor

It’s Not a Party Till I Bleed

This is a story I wrote while still in the hospital. I’ve done nothing to it except copy/paste from my … Continue reading It’s Not a Party Till I Bleed

Trazadone Trippin’
Adult, Humor

Trazadone Trippin’

In 2021 I either lived in a hospital, hotel or skilled nursing facility for more than three months. The following … Continue reading Trazadone Trippin’

Colonic Armageddon
Adult, Humor

Colonic Armageddon

The story that began my official attempt at writing… This event took place during my first week in the hospital … Continue reading Colonic Armageddon

Brainworms in Little Rock
Humor, Travel

Brainworms in Little Rock

I woke up Saturday morning realizing it was my last full day in Granby. I began to share my overall … Continue reading Brainworms in Little Rock

Unexpected Wasabi
Humor

Unexpected Wasabi

Just before the train arrived in Spokane, we were informed that the segment from Spokane to Portland was canceled due … Continue reading Unexpected Wasabi

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