We’d go by “The Washington Politicians”
Colors would be red, white, and blue. Mascot would be a Bald Eagle with corporate sponsor badges tied to its wings. A bag of money would be shackled to one of its feet and a prescription bottle held within the talons of its other.
We’d play fair unless the score did not go in our favor, then we’d bribe the refs and gaslight the fans. When visiting an opponent we were expected to lose against, we’d get the stadium shut down and encourage people to stay home and watch the game through our controlled television networks that way they could witness our landslide victories from the comfort and safety of their own homes.
** This is fictional. Any similarities between this post and actual world events is purely coincidental. **
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