Daily writing prompt
You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?
In my youth, I loved women so much that I would jokingly prognosticate that my demise would manifest itself at the hands of the opposite sex. After being rear-ended by 2 different women, held financial prisoner by one for a year, hit head-on by a female, and having one file a false claim that resulted attempted murder-by-cop, I realized my attempt at a humor-driven pun became more of an anxiety-ridden prophecy.
Off The Rails 